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I never really listened to the lyrics in John Barry's score for Out of Africa before...

Writing an article about Twittering.... Next thing you know I'll be on Facebook.

Why do I care what J. D. Power & Associates thinks anyway?

I am predicting our bulldog will do her level best to consume the entire 2013 brood of #cicadas.

Still not sure if it's worth it to buy a lotto ticket...

So they've moved the sidewalks in Washington Circle so that they no longer align with the cross-walks. Um...thanks? #pedestrianunfriendly

#Cicadas emerge, realize it's freezing, hit snooze button for another seventeen years.

Funny that the Hamburglar never realized what a great score was right there, on Mayor McCheese's shoulders.

Free idea: story about an expert stoneworker named Ace Mason. Call it Ace Mason, Ace Mason.

I don't expect all farmers' market produce to look perfect and ideal, but this strawberry resembles Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler.

Restaurants: Get a real website. I'm not following you on Facebook. I just want menu, phone number, and address. Don't need "our philosophy"

Blue pants, white shirt, bald head. I am rocking aHomer Simpson look today.

Bear spotted in Palisades neighborhood, probably searching for #redpanda.

Dear Publishers: Please take a break for a year or two, give me a chance to catch up.

Bagel alchemy: Take one everything bagel, toss it in a bag with six other bagels. Presto--they're all everything bagels!

Bulletman probaby had a lot of concussions. youtu.be/nTBeA9kZVUo

Just saw a guy with a parrot on his shoulder. Unless current freebooting gear includes jogging shorts, dude was probably NOT a pirate.

Only 340 pay periods left until I can retire. Is it time to start coasting yet?

Cleaning the guts out of a pumpkin is like the home version of The Walking Dead.