SOMEONE TEACH THEM HOW TO SPELL ONE ANOTHER’S NAMES!!! #TheTraitors

Something quite funny about storms isn’t there. Ice? Dangerous that lads, could break your ankle. Rain? Get those sandbags out chaps. Storm? Bloody hell, Mrs Smith from No.64’s wheelie bin has blown half way down the road haha! This is class!!

Quite annoying trying to do cultural things in Japan whilst there’s a test match on. Somethings got to give and I’ll be damned if it’s the cricket

I’m just going to say it: I think Kevin Pietersen is quite a good commentator

Go on Simon Finch - The Barmy Army 🎺 🏏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Rob 🎺

Sydney is like a social experiment in which you get a few million people with identical interests and personalities and see how things play out

What has a man got to do to get a decent beer in Sydney?

Tricky poo after this meal you’d imagine

Hungover. BAD day to be a mobile phone

I cannot imagine anything more unbearable than being on this flight

Iconic

Full-time scenes from the away end! 🙌

This again season after next

Anyone who has used a bum gun in Asia will know that toilet roll is a significantly inferior method of cleaning oneself