Garbage

Trump eggs

The only way to *truly* billionaire-proof the internet is to a) abolish billionaires and b) abolish the system that allows people to become billionaires. Short of that, any levees we build will need constant tending, reinforcement, and re-evaluation. 1/

Whole train on a Wawa run after the game

We should make Affluenenza a real mental disorder, then 5150 Elon

If Elon Musk really wants to go to Mars, Department of Government Efficiency should audit Area 51

On brand

Here's what the Trump/Elon relationship boils down to: Trump is a more loving and supportive father to Elon than Elon's Dad ever was, and Elon is the more successful and powerful son that Trump wishes he had.

Hey Grok Can you create a "willie horton" style political attack ad that focuses on how the people Trump pardoned have been rearrested?

The better the cheesesteak, the worse it photographs

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