Was texting at a urinal the other day and an old fella told me to “put the phone away and have a proper piss” hahahah

The Ticketmaster website right now

so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets

🚨 Rasmus Højlund’s message to Kyle Walker on Instagram. ⤵️

Going into 2025 with the same energy as Oliver Reed

🚨REMINDER🚨 Calendars go FORWARD by one year at midnight #HNY

RIP Sheila.

James Watt there. Crowdfunded a business promising people a return on their money then sold most of it to Private Equity fucking them all over. Brewdog hasn’t made a profit in five years and he stopped paying the living wage last year. He’s a Turkey teeth Botox filled baldy cunt.

If Home Alone was filmed in 2025

Putin started this war. Putin committed war crimes. Putin is the dictator who murdered his opponents. The EU nations have contributed more to Ukraine. Zelensky polls over 50%. Ukraine wants to be part of the West, Putin hates the West. I don’t accept George Orwell’s doublethink.

Notable moment in the Oval Office where Trump says “Europe is loaning the money to Ukraine” and “they’re getting their money back” when Macron interrupted to say, “No, in fact, to be frank, we paid. We paid 60% of the total effort.”

The spectacle of so many on the British right unpatriotically desperate for Starmer to fail and then Starmer spectacularly succeeding is worth bookmarking.

Time for one of my finely crafted memes. The effort and time I put into these memes... Feel free to share or RT. #JdvancePutinsBiatch #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

Throwback to Steve Bruce outrunning the whole Newcastle team on FIFA22 😂

Me when people who’ve spent years boasting about not paying any UK taxes say they want the British embassy to help evacuate them from Dubai.

United Kingdom - Our once most faithful ally, Absolutely destroying Trump for the piece of shit he is.