Don't do it! 😭😭😭

Elon Musk look Elon, there's only one way to settle this Trump has TRUMP coin on Solana — which means you must launch ELON coin (also on Solana) and then let the market decide who is right

Impeach Trump. I voted for the African guy.

So this happened in covid, stocks/spacs went bananas for awhile before alts/crypto went wild, I tend to think the same will play out here

Me with $137 in my pocket worrying about government spending

Bill Ackman rn

TRUMP’S EGO WILL NOT ALLOW HIM TO BACK DOWN. ELON’S KETAMINE MOLLY COCKTAIL WILL NOT ALLOW HIM TO BACK DOWN. WE WILL GO NUCLEAR HERE.

The man who pisses off both parties is probably telling the truth.

“Now say ‘nobody wants to buy EVs anyway’.”

putin calling for a 30 day trump-elon ceasefire

And just like that, Democrats are now demanding the Epstein files be released. Well played.

The best part of X is when all the people you have parasocial relationships with show up in the same story. It’s like a Marvel movie for people with autism.

LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!❤️🇺🇸😂😂😂

imagine if satoshi is on this site and just poasting. just kinda chillin somewhere in britain or canada probably. but just shitpoasting here

I bought of ton of USDC right before the Circle IPO and the shit didn’t even move. I am so bad at this.

“I wasn’t a point guard, I was a killer.” 🗣 Happy birthday to the one and only, Allen Iverson.

God given liberties don’t have borders.

Because white men are conservative in name only. They don’t actually believe in procreation and raising families. Mexicans are bringing back conservative values.

@dfjjosh I think BTC will trade to more than $100,000 per coin in my lifetime. No easier way to make $1B...I'm long forever.