All this talk of Ole going grey because of the United job is absurd! It was when he was managing Cardiff who were getting relegated when his hair went Grey!

Sometimes I sit alone in the dark and wonder for hours where it all went wrong. I think it was the 4-4 away to West Brom. 😭

Is it wrong that I like to go to the Orchestra so I can cough during the quiet bits?

Everybody needs to catch themselves on. The DUP are doing what is right for the country. Full stop

I’m afraid I’ve made some enemies on social media and worried my real identity will be exposed. If anyone asks tell them my name is Edson Arantes do Nascimento.

I'm not scheduled to host MOTD but if asked I politely decline. #nopunditryexperience