Greatest Golfers of All Time: 1. Tiger 2. Jack 3. Brice Garnett anywhere they speak Spanish

This happens all the time at the Rocket Mortgage but it’s actually because of gunfire in the area not bees

Cam Young is gonna go +8 ball striking and -10 putting this weekend and we’re gonna have to lose money on him again next week aren’t we

Full disclosure I’m in negotiations to become an official LIV shill. Just looking to get my portion of the blood money.

I used to spend hours researching the course, studying stats, reading previews and listening to podcasts and every week I’d lose. Now I just pick 6 guys I like and make a lineup. I still lose but I have alot more free time.

Hot take: If you think LACC is a great course and is proving to be a good test - that’s fine. And if you are disappointed because you want it to be playing more difficult since that has been the identity of the US Open - that’s fine too. Happy Fathers Day!

I’m not a conspiracy theorist but I watched The Leftovers and that’s 100% the machine that zapped Nora to the realm where her children and all the other departures went.

Bangers only fellas. Don’t waste my 600 posts with your stupid live adds and tilting missed putts.

Multi billion dollar idea: Twitter - but you can read as many tweets as you want.

You guys are hilarious. I’m old enough to remember when Spieth was done and Brooks was done and Rickie was done and Day was done…

Anyone else’s wife part of junk Ponzi scheme where a “friend” brings over 47 bags of old kids clothes and you act all appreciative and the clothes sit there in the basement untouched for two years until your wife finds some other unsuspecting person to dump them on?

I’ve listened to The Rich Men North of Richmond a couple times and my main takeaway is that no great song will ever have the words “fudge rounds” in it. Imagine if Bob Dylan had a line about Twinkies in Times They Are A Changin…

Me waiting for Doug Ghim’s putter to heat up

2 years later and I can finally talk about this ⬇️

As DraftKings Support email support has not fixed the situation in a week, I need to publicize this. At the ZOZO Championship DraftKings had some significant scoring errors in Round 1. When i checked my results at the end of the week I noticed something was off.

Columbia canceling classes means there will be a staggering shortage of 4th century Lesbian poetry experts in the coming years.

Boeing’s internal whistleblower complaint process