Pat Narduzzi: I don't care if they beat us 103-10. Fran Brown: Hold my beer.

What if the offense never takes the field, and the defense just keeps scoring touchdowns the entire game? Exactly, no rushing yards for J Love. Defense needs to calm down. (This is a joke)

THE DRINKING GAME IS NOT GONNA END WELL FOR ME TODAY.

Half-time update ND Offense 28 ND Defense 14 ND Special Teams 7 Syracuse 0

IIIIII II III I IIIIM HOOKED ON A FEEELIN AND MY LIVERS BELEIVIN THAT THERES NO LIMITNFOR MY B A CCCCCCC

I WILL BE FUCKING LIVID IF CUSE SCORES

USC lost to Illinois, Notre Dame and Oregon Lincoln Riley and Jen Cohen's solution to get better is to no longer play Notre Dame

As I drunkenly look back upon this season, I only have one big question. Why the fuck do people keep ranking Illinois? No clue why they were ever ranked. They blow.

Clay Travis So FSU beats Bama again, right? I mean, week 1 results would be repeated, right?

Compare this to Freeman’s handshake with Syracuse head coach Fran Brown after yesterday’s game… Pretty clear what Freeman thinks of both men.

How about this one, 5-6?

Lincoln Riley goes after reporter who asks about Oregon fan’s “extend Lincoln Riley’s contract” GameDay sign. “That might be the dumbest question I’ve been asked as long as I’ve been a head coach.” USC is 3-10 vs. ranked teams since mid-2023, including 3 losses to Notre Dame.

AYE AYE, CAP! 🫡

Speaking of professional, have you tried doing your job, Mr. Riley?

This. Sucks.

I am re-watching the ND vs Cuse game. I think Cuse would have kept the game closer if they just took 4 straight kneel-downs every offensive possession to turn the ball over on downs and give ND good field position. I mean, we did only have two red zone touchdowns.

Stanford hate week

I'm watching every single Stanford game, per usual. Synopsis: "oof" Whatever the spread ends up at this week will not be anywhere close to big enough. Disclaimer: Invest (gamble) responsibly

Not even thanksgiving yet and I’m already over the holidays. Just give me college football. That’s all I need.