garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

Why be a consummate professional when you can be enjoyable to be around

My mom sends me pics of the woods around our house and recordings of the rain, the river and birds, and I send her Tiktoks she can use with her students. I keep her cool on the classroom, she keeps me calm in the city. 🤟🏼😂 also seriously look at this stuff she’s so talented

What should I be doing? Writing a 6 page paper and studying for rapidly upcoming exams. Where have I found myself? Watching a 1 hr special on YouTube about Dame Judi Dench’s passion for trees. What do I regret? Nothing

If I could go back in time I think step one is to make sure the British never get boats

You should know as much about indigenous history/culture as indigenous people know about settler history/culture

Make cramp simulators part of sex ed

DEAR FUTURE PARTNER, If you want to give me flowers, please make sure they have roots/dirt. Cut flowers inevitably die and I still manage to blame myself, plus I want PLANT

I love when older gens hate on tiktok. Like OH NO the teens are out foraging, educating each other on racism, doing picnics in the woods, dancing and openly talking about therapy. How EVIL

Officially can’t wait to have a cute colourful kitchen aid mixer. Goodbye to my youth. It’s been fun.

Everyday I think about the 91 year old woman I met at the nursing home who after being patronized by a nurse [being all ok sweetie nap time] waited for her to leave, looked me dead in the eyes and said « by the time I was 25 I had had more, and better sex than she ever will »

ROLLER SKATING PLACE/ODAS PARK BIRTHDAY PARTIES ARE THE MOST ELITE ORILLIA MEMORY

she’s not gonna text u back man she doesn’t have object permanence and forgot she had a phone

Mom was trying to catch the groundhog who has been terrorizing the garden but look who we found instead! (Volume uppppp)

Canadians are shocked when 215 Indigenous kids are found in a secret grave. Canadians are shocked when a Muslim family is mowed down by an Islamophobe. Canadians are shocked because they have bought into the myth that Canada is racism free. Canada was built on racism.

No! Tesla is a child of divorce😢

Had a dream the new James Bond was ☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l, how do I now make this happen he was incredible

Movies that cast James Corden need a trigger warning

I am a menace to society

Can’t believe I was read for filth by none other than Harry Styles