The fact that we haven’t seen Banner transform into the Hulk in 13 years is CRAZY

accepting that your favorite tv show ended at the right time and did not drag on

i’m making life beautiful again watch the fuck out

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

the concept of going to the cinema and forgetting about the whole world for 2 hours

it bothers me so much that there are so many songs i don’t know about that i might like so much

“I got a trick for yo ass” -a black mother who is not a magician

God ain’t forget bout me!

it’s hell naw degrees outside

Every time I taste sushi I wanna backflip off a table and land in a dougie

Idk February is the it girl of the calendar. It’s short, sweet, and black. Thee perfect month if you will

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

chimichurri is like pesto’s baddie latina sister

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

I love when artists leave a lil bit of the beat at the end for me to freestyle on

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

I don’t think pregnant women should have to do anything, actually. Like you are making eyeballs in your body. You got enough going on.

daydreaming about all the slutty ouftits i’m going to wear this summer

for anyone unfamiliar with american horror story this is like if rihanna returned to music

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring