The ending of Lilo and Stitch is so good.

Life is as useless as nipples on men

I love taking these pics of my cat lol

"Where's my Breakfast?" by Daniel Arthur

Bruh my cat ripped my taxidermy mouse off his stripper pole He showed it to me like he was saying “ look maw I got it” Mr jojo cat sir the mouse has been got 😭 Now I gotta super glue it back 😭

Powering up in the sun

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this song did violent, irreversible damage to my brain chemistry and i obviously mean that in a positive way

This movie fucked me up so bad , sometimes when it’s dark I think about it and freak out lol

It takes several years, it’s very complex and it costs tens of thousands of dollars to fix your spouse’s papers you disgusting, old, evil bitch.

Good thing I can’t get drafted or they would have a Private Pyle situation in their hands with me 😅

oh to be ducks walking on Hydrangea petals

Vientooooo amáranos tiempooo detente muchos años

I just remembered I have this account lol

My personal hell would be being stuck in a room with Bob Dylan playing that fuckass harmonica

Me on all my social media platforms lol