Why do parents seem to think only good things are fodder for ‘making memories’? I remember crawling out of a car wreck at 18, and I can assure you, the memories I made that night have stayed with me longer than any trip to the ice cream store.

My family don’t even know you all, and have expressed zero regard for your basic health, let alone Christmas wishes.

Literally everyone in Gavin & Stacey is somewhat unbearable, eh?

The man lived to 100, and spent 4 years as the leader of the free world. Yet he retained the respect of everyone he met and dedicated the rest of his life to serving his fellow man. He stood alone.

Another year?! This shit is relentless.

Has anyone told this man what ‘keak’ means in Scots-English?

Finally saw Nosferatu. I have to commend the film’s accurate and brave depiction of Estate Agents.

I don’t have time for people whose favourite Muppet movie is Christmas Carol.

Just got around to watching the new season of Andor. First episode is a clever pastiche of the 1942 Wannsee Conference. Right down to the canapés.

Every year this rolls around, and every year I have fun in the replies. Still, I wish my name wasn’t blurred, it’s much more fun when Star Wars fans show up en masse thinking they’re dunking on you.

Well, that was close.

I have to admit, I didn’t realise Sky Stone was still alive. And now he’s not That being said, the man was a musical revolutionary.

Well doesn’t that just break your heart? 🏄

Harris Yulin passed away yesterday. He was a great character actor, and guest-starred in one of my favourite DS9 episodes, ‘ Duet’, a terrific two-hander with Nana Visitor.

Calling rioters ‘bigots and racists’ isn’t the insult to them that you think it is. Try ‘subhuman scum’ and see if that works.

If the plot of Armageddon was an asteroid heading for Northern Ireland right now, I’d be rooting for the rock.

I keep saying this, and nobody ever wants to hear it: the story you tell yourself that MOST people in Northern Ireland are ‘good people’ and it’s just a minority that have regressive, harmful views… it’s a fucking fiction. Just a bunch of worthless savages.

Smell the Glove is here guys.