Wakes up. Checks crypto portfolio. It’s still ass. Back to bed.

Interesting

Crypto influencers: 2025 is going to change your life. My life:

when trump said no tax on crypto he meant thered be no profits to tax

Someone needs to get in Trump’s ear right now and whisper “bitcoin would be higher if Kamala won”

The Banana Zone 🍌

LOL. FUCK CRYPTO.

Tom Lee's BitMine now holds 3,559,879 $ETH valued at more than $9.8 billion.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Donald Trump just bought $82 million in corporate and municipal bonds. Rate cuts are coming and our President is straight up telling you with his own money.

Your time is coming anon

Alts are due I just can’t prove it yet

If “PURE ASS” was a basketball team. It would be Kentucky Men’s Basketball Barstool Kentucky

We're thrilled to be featured in Messari's State of AI 2025 report! AIOZ Network is a people-powered DePIN delivering AI compute, decentralized storage, and P2P media streaming across 300K+ user devices worldwide. The full report makes one thing clear: AI + DePIN is just

Let me say it again. There is absolutely no way the US will let the AI bubble pop. Accelerate.

Bitcoin is the #1 crypto in the world. Aerodrome has the #1 $BTC pool onchain. Lessons in there.

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2025 is almost over. So, how did we do? Year-to-date, Base has seen over $400 billion in DEX volume. And Aerodrome: More than every other DEX on Base combined. And the best is yet to come 🛫

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🚨Trump: I am calling for a 10% cap on credit card interest