When you eat that much fiber, what else do you expect?

Why can't I stop playing Elden Ring? I bought it on release for PS5, played nonstop until I Platinum'd. Bought the Shadow of the Erdtree combo on XBox last month so I could start from scratch, now 1000/1000 too and have to wait for DLC now. Grrr!!!

I would LOVE to be able to even simply record a line for the show as simply a hidden Easter egg, let alone something more than that. I can always sound like The Storyteller at the drop a hat.

Should the Storyteller and EDNA return to share Fallout lore on my channel?

I need this weapon for my next Elden Ring playthrough...

I ignore all the voices in my head. Except the one that sounds like Scooby Doo. That one I feed snacks.

This certainly exploded. Biggest response to a tweet I've ever had.

Elden Ring. Luckily for me, new DLC came out today! 😁

I haven't been able to beat Bayle yet. He keeps handing my ass to me on a lightning and fire filled platter. 🫤 Igor isn't staying alive long enough for me to get the job done.

I want to see a warrior jar photoshopped into every Kool Aid Man commercial. "Did somebody say Raw Meat Dumpling?! Oh yeah!"

Baby Bane will hunt down and destroy the Batbaby...

Well, that's just great. It looks like hell is coming to visit here this week. 😡

I've been saying that for decades. No movie year can beat 1982. It's the reason why my family got into the video rental business in early 1983.

I offer you an Accord...a Honda Accord. Drive it wisely for there are no gas stations in the Lands Between...

I finally beat Bayle the Dread after countless attempts. Sheesh, I think I had an easier time against Malenia the first time I encountered her. I was getting worried that I was losing my touch! #ELDENRING #GITGUD

Sign up for Disney+ and they can outright murder you and due to the fine print, they don't have to go to court for it. Good to know!

Hello everyone I am Emily Damron Jason Damron's (the Storyteller) daughter I just wanted to share that on Saturday September 7th my father passed away after a horrible year of health. He was diagnosed with stage four adrenal cancer that spread to the liver.