Btw, let me know when Hunter Biden, who is not seeking office, has 91 criminal counts against him

🔥 9 News anchor: “We hold Congresswoman Boebert to a far lower standard” than “every other elected Republican and Democrat in Colorado” otherwise “we would be here near nightly chronicling the cruel, false, and bigoted things that Boebert says for attention and fundraising.”

A key poverty index showed the entire nation’s child poverty rate more than doubled from 2021 to 2022. West Virginia was no exception to that trend. buff.ly/3RrGe1K

The snark is *chef’s kiss*

This is a good finish from Jeffries

A lot of people don't realize that if a disabled person is on SSI, the federal government literally monitors their bank accounts, they cannot have more than $2,000 and they can't get married or they risk losing their benefits on SSI.

Doctor Who returns for three special episodes coming this November on Disney+

so John Fetterman has been wearing his hoodie in the Senate for three weeks now and it's been just fine. meanwhile in the House, everything has fallen the fuck to pieces because the people who run it are incompetent dipshits. hey, maybe it's not the dress code that's the problem

-the temps are dropping -the archery is archerying -the football is footballing -the fatty bears are fatty bear-ing -the chonky squirrels are CHONKERING -the 12 foot skeletons are 12 foot skeleton-ing October, you’re a BEAUTIFUL thing 😭🙏🧎‍♀️🍁

The Chonkering™️ is upon us

"Is the library open today?" "Yes." "You don't close for Columbus Day?" "We do not." "I think it would be appropriate to do something to honor Christopher Columbus." "You could announce that you're going to come to the library but then accidentally go somewhere else instead."

Another link for you to lend support to #Israel Just watching the news and complaining is not enough. Neither is Tweeting thoughts and prayers. Take action. Donate. It only takes a few minutes. support.fidf.org/site/Donation2…

Tomorrow, Sun. 10/15, 1-3pm, I'll be at Riverstone Books Squirrel Hill, probably sitting by myself & questioning my life. 😜 But seriously, if you're a #writer and want to talk shop, stop by. If you're a #reader and want a bookmark or signed #book, stop by...

This has long disappeared from the headlines but today marks six months of war in Sudan. More than 9,000 people have been killed and a staggering 5.6 million forced from their homes. No end is in sight. africanews.com/2023/10/14/sud…

Are you ready? TWO weeks until DIRTY THIRTY by Janet Evanovich is here: simonandschuster.com/books/Dirty-Th…

Please consider a donation. Just 2 weeks to save these gopher tortoises by buying this lot. Relocation is a terrible option with a significant mortality rate and listlessness as they imprint on territory. gofundme.com/f/keep-6-gophe…