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Well that was a lot of fun. Touring Now littlewander.co.uk/show/new-welsh…

Le Pub. Backstage.

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I opened a Gideon’s bible in a hotel room and the bookmark was left on the page of one of the really homophobic bits. And I thought “Awwww! Someone’s been jacking off to this!”

To burn time on tour I went ten pin bowling on my own. I tossed one ball and it slipped flying backwards interrupting a pool game. I’m so bad at bowling, I cleared more pool balls that day than pins. Very clumsy, Nearly hit a little girl. Because she kept pointing and laughing.

That Duolingo is handy. If a Draig (dragon) randomly popped round my house wanting some Bara Brith a menyn (bara brith and butter), I’d have the basic knowledge to handle it “Cachu bant!” (Shit off!)

I went to see Vanya the play w/ Andrew Scott in the cinema last night. Blew my socks off. if you get the opportunity, get on that. Scott plays all the characters so the love scenes alone: fuckin’ hilarious. odeon.co.uk/films/national… youtu.be/9cp3Sm2kiqE?si…

Best picture winner My Brain: Oppenheimer My Heart: Past Lives My Bowel: Cocaine Bear

Got the opticians today. I keep punching people who look like Keith lemon but aren’t.

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Six Word Story. Snow, Miami, July. Scarface’s house bombed.

If I was Rod Hull, I'd have taken emu to some glory holes, scare the shit out of some local perverts.

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Wll if you didn’t want me swearing at a Mr Tumble gig, how about selling merch in my fucking size!