If the Astros win tonight, we'll follow back everyone that retweets this #TakeItBack

RIP every bracket in the universe.

Never send a monkey to do a man's job.

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March Madness? This is #Spartans decapitating my bracket

I'm old enough to remember when Ernie Els' 6 putting at the #Masters was a big deal.

I think we achieved peak Westbrook in that game.

This is such a good matchup. You could make our 2016 Olympic team an all-star roster of just these two teams and we'd win.

"Let's go to Craig Sager, who has more on Steven Adams's nuts,"

Steph Curry search party?

Notre Dame can still get a win by stopping by Whataburger on the way out of Texas

What a start. #believe

"I'm ready"

I hope they put my tweet on the big screen 🤞🏻#HCImagine17

THIS IS THE KIND OF SPONTANEOUS PUBLICITY, Your name on the big screen, THAT MAKES PEOPLE FAMOUS!!! #HCImagine17

This ref crew is an absolute abomination. It's a humiliating night for the NBA.

With the current devastation in Houston, we are pledging $0.15 for every RT this gets! Please forward this along to help out those in need!

Good evening! The #Astros have acquired RHP Justin Verlander and a PTBNL or cash from the Tigers. Welcome to Houston, Justin Verlander!