From now on I’ll be doing more nothing as per the NY Times. nytimes.com/2019/04/29/sma…

Someone put googly eyes on the entire drive thru Starbucks menu

Cate Blanchett: selfies are 'pathetic' - m.smh.com.au/lifestyle/beau…

More actual doing. Less look at what I'm doing. Because you're probably not.

Mark and I are moving to Wall Street. So that makes me the Wolf of Wall Street.

It's very clear this uber driver has a chest infection. Goooooooorgeous coughing.

"I don't know if he sings well, I just know he sings about her butt" -Mark re: John Legend

Does it crack anyone else up that there's a microwave at whole foods?

American football : a lot of guys wearing Madonna-ish headsets

I just cleaned my laptop to trick myself into thinking it's brand new.

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I want to roll around like that panda in the snow.

Gummy bears should also be known as danger bears.

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Meet Miles and the Monki Menace. Join us for the band’s first album- Kirtan Riot- release! bit.ly/2lW5RFY