Fuck it? Well, they should really start with the kiss first— Grinning against her lips, he quickly returns the kiss, arms even wrapping around her waist. Day of love and all that.

// that joke was: not good

stuMBLING over his own feet as he runs to the front of the queue.

// only always

To quote some strange spaceman who certainly isn't also written by someone, if not randy today, when?

How to Kill an Erection in Fifteen Words or Less.

That little bit of poetry was the hot water to my penis' uncooked spaghetti.

I think, I 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬, it just jumped back inside of me.

I mean—

Why do I not trust this?

Yep, that sounds about right.

// hello all! I'll be around more to actually, like, reply to shit tomorrow, this is just me swinging in to quickly say I've not abandoned y'all

Um— Yes?

Oh! Hello there—

Oh no, the hoT SEAT. "I believe you said something about a fuck."

He laughs, grabbing her hands before they can disappear too far. "Don't be,"

Pam-pa-ram, pam-pam, pa-ram,

// just to let you all know I've not abandoned this account, nor Finan - I've just been stupidly busy lately and haven't really had time for ANY accounts sadface.jpg

𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭 ——— Maege Mormont's fourth daughter, little Jory – lively, wild, an aspiring warrior. Loyal to a fault, stubborn as a mule, and fierce as a bear. ASOIAF-based, show-friendly. Written by #ᴋᴇɴᴡᴀy (revamped acc)