Yankees: “this is our final offer” Blue Jays: “not particularly interested in Bellinger” Phillies: “we’re content where we are” Mets: pivot to Luis Robert Boras: “I can still get 7 years in this market!”

Trump in Davos, Switzerland: "Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German". German is the main language of Switzerland.

Im just happy we can all stop being pissed at the non-Bellinger signing news and now move onto being pissed at the non-anyone signing with us news.

Another American murdered in cold blood by the U.S. government. 😩

LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻

🤣😂🔥🔥🔥🔥 #Patriots #SuperBowl

Becky Lynch is not a fan of ice. “I don’t like ice. I hate ice, actually. It’s very dangerous. Hurts people"

My wife's iPhone was stolen, and she didn't remember her Apple ID password. Apple / Apple Support told her she can't recover her account until Feb. 7th. How the hell is that acceptable?

RIP you absolute legend.

“Brie said she was going out for soy milk” - Bryan Danielson #RoyalRumble

Buttigieg: In a country that amended its constitution so you could not purchase a beer and then realized it was a bad idea and amended it back, surely we can have an amendment clarifying that a corporation is not a person and money is not speech.

.Ronny Chieng and Michael Kosta may not be rooting for the Seahawks or the Patriots, but they're all about the Frasier Bowl

If LA Knight goes back to this, maybe Triple H would actually put the strap on him 😂

lmaooo i'm dying

That’s def a #MattFact. Stop redacting names & start arresting people.

Thanks chat GPT for helping me write this statement

Watch, Wendy’s will find a way to rebuild faster than the Jets

There better not be any Stanton slander on my timeline in 2026.

.Randy Orton says he'd love to RKO Tom Brady after calling pro wrestling "cute" on Logan Paul's podcast 👀