When horrible abusive people reappear after being MIA for years - lets not forget all the horrible things they’ve done. The people they lied to, stole from, and cheated. And lets stop enabling the total lack of accountability. 👏🏼 Hold 👏🏼 people 👏🏼 accountable 👏🏼

Pete Davidson probably knows how to listen without interrupting

I may or may not have just refreshed HBO Max for the past 15 minutes waiting for the new euphoria episode to pop up 😬😂

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They can not possibly fit everything that I require to get through the next year into one more episode. Pray for me. #Euphoria

This is a whole ass mood. 29 years old and I still have to ask my mom to pay for my dentist/ doctors appointments every year as my birthday presents 😂 The cost of good insurance is honestly unreasonable when you’re self employed!

Lighting a temple/ art gallery on fire and attempting to kill everyone inside in the name of “god.” Sounds about right. Disgusting.

what if we kissed on the vegetable shelf

hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard

I’m making myself laugh over here

I’m so glad Mean Girls is on Netflix again. Unless it always was and I just didn’t know it.

ned’s declassified divorce survival guide

seeing MAGGIE LINDEMANN next month. for reference, this is the last time i saw her…….. oof

Happy #NationalPetDay to the face of the labor movement-- our beloved Scabby the Rat!

My Twitter got hacked last weekend and now I finally have it back! 😭😭😭

It be like this

Sad because anthony green (he/him) is here and I missed it 😭

I’m just going to set this right here -

Literally the worst customer service as always from Uber Eats. Over an hour in the phone for this. Substituting an orchid plant for… tofurkey?