Report: Nuclear War Sounds Fucking Amazing Right Now

texting at work texting when I’m off

Putin (sweating beneath skin-perfect zylensky mask): how the fuck did he know…

I WANT A PHYSICAL DISC WITH THE MOVIE ON IT! A DVD IN 4k WITH EXTRAS AND DIRECTOR’S COMMENTARY!! AND IN THE CORRECT ASPECT RATIO AND ORIGINAL COLOR GRADING! ENOUGH OF THIS STREAMING CONTENT BULLSHIT!!!

i need to lock in *cracks open Dr Pepper*

i love talking about movies…i love saying “i haven’t seen that one…but it’s on my list”

That’s an INSANE gamer dent. Touch grass sir

IGN’s movie and tv reviews been looking like me giving random 2.5 star Letterboxd reviews to make my graph look more consistent 🥴

"Haven't seen ya in a while, what u been up to?" Me:

the fabelmans initially being dismissed as self-indulgent “magic of the movies” nostalgia bait when it was actually an achingly honest depiction of a young artist coming to terms with how their talent can be both cathartic & also an all-consuming curse is my villain origin story

you either drinking Dr Pepper with me or drinking Dr Pepper against me

If I had a nickel for every 5 cents that I was in debt… I could afford to be alive and living in America. 🇺🇸 🦅💥

The woke mob has gone too far. Fuck yo allergies 😡 Let me throw my nut shells on the floor like a jolly Viking in the mead hall!

I can't wait for 3 vindictive ghosts to tell me I'm a huge piece of shit tonight

Your 2024 College Football Playoff National Champions 🏆🎉🏈

I liked A Complete Unknown but it must be said: Timothée getting all the praise and nominations for his (kinda one note?) performance as Bob Dylan instead of his incredibly layered performance as Paul Atreides is genuinely insane

This is gonna be the most closely watched conclave yet (mainly because we now all know what a conclave actually is)