Fuck off.

Hey NORTHERN 🚆 this service was showing as cancelled at 4:30pm today. How is this the reason, a full 45+ minutes before it left the origination station?

Say what you want about Starmer, but at least he treats #PMQs like government, not a sneering circus. Week after week Kemi Badenoch turns up dripping with contempt, drags out irrelevant references and performs for the clip. Country second, camera first.

Travel is talked about like a mystical awakening. Mostly it’s sleep deprivation in public. And then you meet those people who mistake “went on holiday” for “achieved higher consciousness.” They won’t rest until you’ve seen every cocktail, cobblestone and cloud they encountered.

You’re a drug addict who paid $200M to elect a convicted felon who raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

When Grok was asked who spreads the most disinformation on @x - it's response was to name Donald J. Trump and Elon Musk X have deleted the response, RT it here before they delete this one! They find it humiliating! RT!

Lord grant me the massive fucking brass neck on the GB News crew. They’ve managed to go from ‘Protect Are Kids’ to ‘Actually, sexualising children is ok, because the Billionaire said so’, with a speed that would make a Formula One driver jealous.

A disabled woman

This was Jonathan Ross just casually walking away from the scene after murdering Renee Good.

How many parties have you been in Lee Anderson MP Maybe sit this one out you dopey fucking twat.

Please don't share this video of Robert Jenrick slagging of Nigel Farage MP - it might add strain on their relationship 😬

The idea of changing around movie craft to accommodate viewer distraction is so depressing.

🚨By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party - lets get this to the 100,000 signatures needed petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7376…

You were an MP in the party that broke it Robert Jenrick Are you so fucking dense as to think people won’t remember your part in it? dipshit.

Greenland is not for sale!

So Apple spent two decades bleating on about how clarity matters, then woke up one morning and said “what if everything was smudged?” #liquidglass Please, for the love of god, let us turn this hideous nightmare off!!!!