Spring 💚

Turns out the vitamins I bought thinking they’d change my life only work if I take them, not if they just sit on my bedside table

As someone who honestly lives for a good chat, losing my voice when I’m ill is always devastating.

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It has been four years, and everyone’s favourite poem is about you

Attacked

An act of kindness from the optician today, reassuring me that it is not the amount of time I spend looking at a screen that is causing my sight to deteriorate… it is in fact because of my age 🙃

I want to live in a Shepard’s hut forever please

Saturday 🌷 Not pictured, the many hours spent working on applications.

Feeling swamped by imposter syndrome recently. Constantly feeling like the child in a room full of adults.

“Hard day at fucking work then I’ve got to walk up that cunt” My short but steep commute home up THE hill perfectly described by a fellow happy and sweaty hill walker 🥲

“Oh we’re back to Audrey again are we?” Danny as I once again have my twice monthly urge to cut all my hair off

‼️BREAKING: No Cheese Gromit! King Charles Portrait Redecorated‼️ The Royal Family ‼️Find out why King Charles, Patron of the RSPCA should ask them to drop the Assured Scheme -> animalrising.org 👈

Sorry I’m late, got held up by … the prime minister Guess I really can blame the tories for everything.

I’ve been using the Spotify dj feature a little recently (it’s weird isn’t it!!) I put it on this morning and it says “here’s some tunes you were obsessed with the summer of 2018” and proceeds to play songs from when I was recovering from a devastating break up 😊

“From elections to erections” is exactly the variety of news content that I come to radio 4 for

Finally watched All of Us Strangers last night and to say it devastated me would be an understatement. I started crying about 15 minutes in and didn’t really stop…

If you see us wearing Covid masks at our gigs when we’re at the merch stall or just cutting about venues it’s cause we care about all our immuno-compromised / vulnerable pals and each other. Call us old school but we love to see masked up punx at gigs and on the streets. 🙏🖤