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i’ve always thought it was ridiculous & reductive to say a player of jokic’s caliber could possibly “not care about basketball” but it is objectively hilarious how much more emotionally moved he was from watching his horse win one (1) race than he was winning an nba championship

Jameis Winston on joining the Saints after the Marshon Lattimore and Mike Evans fight “Me and Marshon had a beef until about the fifth day of training camp. I just kept talking I’m like, ‘Marshon, you gon be mad at me the whole time?’ and Mike Thomas was like, ‘He don’t really

This is exactly how I’d show up to court if Vince McMahon hit my car 😭

Big day for ethical vampires

Ted was ahead of his time

I went live on IG that day just to see if you could do it on accident. There were way too many clicks

going to buy a celsius energy drink looking for the vodka seltzer like its willy wonka’s golden ticket

My wife: You didn’t take 8,000mg of THC, right? Me (fumbling steak nachos):

As it stands today, the Catholic Church is to the left of the United States on most issues.

While all the Districts pay extra for groceries and everyday goods, the White House is excited to announce that the Capitol is creating a grand ballroom for opulent parties! May the odds be ever in your favor!!!

I be looking at my amex statement tryna figure out who tf I thought I was

Don’t wear those baggy clothes cuz they gone be your size later!!

In 1995, Pepsi offered a $33 million fighter jet for 7 million Pepsi Points. They thought it was a joke. But this 21-year-old took them seriously, found a loophole, and demanded the fighter jet for his 7 million Pepsi Points. Here's the wildest lawsuit in advertising history:

What Michelle Obama said was correct. She wasn't saying sports themselves are the "real housewives" she was saying the coverage of sports on ESPN with Stephen A Smith is real housewives level stuff. And his response was exactly something a reality TV star would say.

the doctor is neither near nor far

He said ‘we’ when talking Saints. ❤️

I introduced a motion to subpoena the Epstein files. We got the votes. Today, we got the subpoena. The DOJ has 2 weeks to release the Epstein files to the Oversight Committee. Justice must apply to everyone, no matter how rich, powerful, or well-connected they are.

grandmas don’t care who it is or where ya at. you gone watch yo mouth

Parties don’t undertake massive nationwide gerrymandering efforts when they are winning.