Welcome to episode #19 of "syslog messages you never want to see" This episode brought to you by fucking #junipernetworks

Me after getting paged at 3am

Juniper: "MX204 & MPC7E are EOL" Also Juniper:

Protip: Nokia’s SRLinux is dope.

#Juniper seems to not understand how to systemd properly... i guess i'll just continue waiting

Why are they called “network to code”? Shouldn’t it be “code to network”

When Hurricane Electric takes you on a world tour... Seattle > Sydney > San Jose > São Paulo

Oh look a new book from Hurricane Electric. Probably explains my last tweet

I generally have lots of love for Arista Networks but the fact that I can reference a route-map that doesn’t exist in a BGP neighbor config is criminal

Yo Slack no one likes your new UI. It’s bad and you should feel bad

Whois thedrunkneteng

When you receive the "Annual Pull the Plug test" email from 165 Halsey Street

"It's only when you try to automate something, you realize how truly fucked everything is" - thedrunkneteng

This time is definitely not the network