Catch me in the corner of a bar chewing a toothpick to pulp somewhere near you, sometime in the near future.

The gate agent asked if I had booze in my coffee cup. I just answered, “unfortunately not.”

Do people in Quebec City not have cell phones? I’ve been asked at least 4 times by people here to today what time is was. Soon, it’s going to be hammer time or tool time.

This has got to be the best version of Free Bird anyone has ever performed.

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

Mexican Pizza Mixtape dropping next week.

Rehearsal went well see you guys tomorrow at Edgefield! takingbacksunday.com/tour/

I drank for the first time in a week last night. Drunk Derek booked a couple hotel rooms and left it up to today Derek to figure out which ones I still need…

My new favorite saying, “I got feet, they will carry.”

Wrapping up 10 weeks of continuous tour, I get bad sun burn on my face, arms and legs, and work my legs out to where I can barely walk. Gotta make sure I’m limping across the finish line here. Can’t make it easy on myself.

I offended a persons writing on a wall with caulk tonight. So rad.

I biked home in the rain tonight. Felt amazing.

A year ago today was a bad day to be a light beer. Nicholas Johnson Kay Adams @bigschubes Reverend Colonel Derek Gramke Bengal Jim & Friends

Indisputable evidence??? Nah

#nfl. What the fuck is happening in this game???

I’m a real sucker for friendship.

Did you know hofkinf is from Bostadelphia, Pennsachusetts?

Number 19, Joey Votto ❤️