kinda wanna start an onlyfans not because of the money but the ideas I have are so hot I know it would eat

realizing i paid $32 for a double vodka rebull last night which somehow felt like a good idea then

gays creating fake profiles on grindr and messaging themselves with the most outrageous stuff to screenshot later:

feeling kinda daddy aksually

the sun and moon today because i refuse to look up and risk going blind:

y’all remember this guy? one of my first crushes omg

tickets for pride festivities have been booked

a couple of elderly gays just asked me for directions on the train and we had a lovely conversation and told me how they’d been together for almost 40 years… they don’t make them like that anymore

hello… is this thing still on? 😋

time to shave 💇🏻‍♂️

birthday mood 🥳