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Imagine Tim Dillon HAPPILY accepting wearing the stench of accepting a bag of cash from literal fucking monsters, then getting fired from the gig because you've openly acknowledged they're monster's. So no money, but the stench is forever. Now THAT'S comedy.

The fuck did he think was gonna happen. This dude is gonna need to avoid cars, light aircraft and heart attacks for the next 3 years at least...

Jimeoin?!?! 😂🤣😂

nano banana now being natively available is photoshop beta is legitimately fucking nuts. The first image ai where no matter how many p'shop hours I put in to it, I couldn't do it better.

Earlier this week Jamie Dimon was literally telling people to "stock up on bullets"...but nobody (except Blockchain Backer saw this coming? Lol It's the same playbook every, single, time. Make no mistake, the whales are feeding.

She obviously didn't. She DEDICATED it to the peeps of Venezuela and then Trump, as a smart play to stroke his pathetic and predictable ego to garner US support for her cause. Naturally, he reads that as her saying it should've been given to him 😂

These feckless trailer park hustlers are committing so many crimes at such a staggering pace, it's easy for it become a bit of a blur and to forget EACH ONE IS AN ACTUAL FUCKING CRIME

If I didn't know who this was and you told me this was a drag performer, 100% seriously, I wouldn't question it for a second...

If you serve Linda Reynolds food? Spit in it. If you walk a dog in her neighbourhood, make sure it shits on her lawn. If you’re pulling up at red light and see her crossing, did you really see the red light?

RIP to one of the dudes who first made me aware that rock'n'roll was way cooler than just about anything else... I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss Waiting there for me, yes, I do

For everyone saying this stuff and the CZ pardon/2billi/trump stablecoin stuff is all comically blatant corruption, you’re wrong! Why? Because trump and his kids say it’s not…and that’s good enough for me. Give me one single reason they’d lie about it?

Pulitzer Prize photo right here.

As some1 who’s spent 30 years in boxing gyms & literally thousands of hours on the rope, it’s IMMEDIATELY obvious none of these cunts know how to fight. This is a beginners boxercise class. The way he can only kick out with his left leg is killing me 😂🤣

WOW!! SO AMAZING!! This definitely makes it so worth this cunt paying fuckall tax, being one of the lowest charity & philanthropic donating billionaires in history (tbf musk is worse), and his full time employees relying on food stamps and charities to survive. Congrats Jeff!

Fun trivia: the curly red haired weirdo next to trump looks like Aussie billionaire Anthony Pratt…great guy… theguardian.com/us-news/2023/o…

Legitimately, the bassline for Fools Gold should be in that fucking doomsday seed-bank vault or something

I can win this race 🆚 Ed Markey. I would not run again if there was no path to victory. Before I ask others to donate, I donated what I could myself. If I’m able to raise enough money, I’ll win. If you’re able to donate crypto or fiat, please 🙏 do at: johndeatonforsenate.com

I had a thought today. I haven't seen it before, so I'm coining it and putting it on here for posterity, as if any1 gives a fuck. We're in the Post-Crash age. The economy, law, AI...none of it will crash...lies & fake money will be the mortar that holds it all together.

A lot of people posting their spotify wraps, like anyone gives a fuck. I'm making the switch to tidal, because screw that warmonger tech bro prick CEO. BUT... My partners listening age? 80. I haven't laughed that hard in fucking ages.

BOOM!!! In your fuckn FACE Nobel losers 🦅🇺🇸🦅