The whole club lookin at herrrrrrrrr

Lee: We’re told that the thrust of the President’s direction was to significantly ramp up the campaign's efforts to highlight the crazy shit that Trump says in public.

i'm not even kidding when i say he should have to prove this on live television today or face criminal charges for stock market manipulation

I can't believe Shakira Tori Amos died

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Wakanda Science

Finding the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet and giving them a massive platform should be considered terrorism.

This is what you fly when you want people to know that you're a cousin fucker. Everybody knows that.

Yo PFT Commenter it really just sounds like your carburetor needs some work and adjustment.

7 years ago, we bought a plot of land on the US-Mexico border to stop racist billionaire Donald Trump’s dumb wall. But this year, an even richer, more racist billionaire—@ElonMusk—fucked that land with tractors and garbage, so we’re suing for $15 million. ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

great time to be a werewolf

Dear Busch Beer. I love you very much, but depriving me of those sweet, sweet peaches is inexcusable. Please remedy this post haste. Love, me.

kids in Oklahoma can’t read anyway

Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All thehardtimes.net/culture/matt-g…

If you see someone wearing this merch, please, give them an atomic wedgie. It's deserved.

Who cares about the Gulf of Mexico's name? We could rename Lake Titicaca to Lake Boobypoop and instead we're focusing on shit that doesn't matter.

If you can trust anyone when it comes to exposing pedophilia, it’s Jim Jordan.

Scientist here. Mitochondria do not present challenges to faces, movements, or social connections. Maybe those kids just don’t like you because you’re staring at them like a creep who wants to give them measles.