Waiting for the symbol to be worn on armbands that will represent Trump's America. All of this under the symbol of the US flag is blasphemy.

Trump's black history thesis: black people have existed in history, I know this. Here are some names. Also Omarosa is my friend.

I can't read the word Zatarain's without doing that voice. 😭

Just thinking about how Beyoncé was robbed but that Adele is a class act and how what the grammy's did to Bey is a microcosm of this world

Loving all of these Valentine's Day posts acknowledging that Valentine's Day is not real (but with a love pic). Just admit it u r lovin vday

Roast battles are my love language.

This is the man for the job. Make. It. Happen. x.com/tonyatamanuik/…

Was just thinking about Mel Gibson being asked questions and the red carpet at the Oscars tonight and how fucked everything is.

I guess I don't understand cats walking on counters and tables and stuff. Don't they have poop from the litter box all over their feet?

Imma start recusing my self from drama and bullshit I created in my life, and just let everyone else deal with it.

I know I keep talking about cats but there is a cat in heat in my hood and apparently my house is the vortex to haunt. At 3am. Prayers plz

My Neighbor is working outside and I just heard him fart. Proud of him.

Someone knocked on my door yesterday. Went to answer in a hoodie and volleyball shorts. Dude said "hello, sir-I mean.." I said "Sir's fine."

It's a full moon. Who knows what it means but I started my day w/ brunch- I sat by Jordan Peele and got to thank him for Get Out praise

@Sidechick_blog I'm not thaaat neurotic 😂

To all the people who want the wall: Happy Cinco de Mayonnaise. #itstoospicy #cincodemayonnaise #didntlikesalsaanyways #CincoDeMayo

Trump: "Fredrick Douglas was a tremendous person and knocked the Panal Canal construction job outta the water! Don't you think?"

Whenever I read the most recent headline on Tr$&p, I lose my mind for l30-60 sec. I feel like this is the biggest indicator that I'm sane.

Just saw Domino's Pizza being delivered to a neighbor. Almost cried? I miss them, I guess. RIP (Rest in Pizza) me v soon.