Coucou 🤭

300 retweets and I’ll post something special 💚

he gagged her a bit

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

I think Elon fails to realize the blue checkmark was supposed to just mean that the accounting tweeting about world war three was indeed the president or not. Some people may have grown to associate the check mark with status but that’s their problem. Its used to verify identity

in today’s maxi challenge you need to make it through the day

I'm in tears 😭😭😭

Lmfaoo!!! At work doing everything but working.

In honor of Buzz Aldrin's 93rd birthday, here he is punching a moon truther in the face:

swifties I need you to explain ticketmaster to me QUICKLY

Groceries too expensive? Just stop eating, you poors. Also don’t look at our price gouging record breaking profits.

she threw the first brick at stone wall here

Chappell Roan earns her first Top 10 album on the Billboard 200 with ‘The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess.’

Wishing someone would want to take a dive with me

I’ve been so horny, I need someone to edge me 😈