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There are dinosaurs all over my TV again

Listening to The National and remembering the time I was hunted by actual velociraptors when I was a child

Raptor

If anyone's good at writing OkCupid bios, I'm struggling with mine a little bit

The new Belle and Sebastian album is great. Dinosaurs tried to kill me when I was 9 years old and I'll always live with that.

Once upon a time, the only thing separating me from the horrific jaws of a T. Rex was a pane of glass supported by my 9-year-old arms.

It would be a dream come true to know with complete certainty that I will never be in a situation ever again where dinosaurs try to kill me.

I think a lot about going back to Isla Nublar with a machine gun and just killing as many dinosaurs as I can

Excited for the weekend and also excited to never again be trapped on a tropical island full of dinosaurs trying to kill me.

Getting a lot of new followers lately. It makes things maybe 3% better.

No

I'm still here

Tonight was actually pretty chill

Listening to The National

Thanks to all who've checked in during my Twitter hiatus. I'm doing well, for someone who was hunted by velociraptors when I was 9 years old

Going apple picking tomorrow. Between now and then I'll have some of the worst nightmares you could possibly imagine.

I was trapped in a kitchen with actual velociraptors holy christ

Good morning to all my friends and followers on twitter

I try so hard

Thinking about dinosaurs