Shame you put your own job before the jobs of your constituents Ben. Your own Govts impact assessments show that any form of #Brexit will harm our economic future and especially #NoDeal All MPs have a duty to put their constituents and country before ideology and party loyalty.

Best front page of the day (till @TheNewEuropean comes out shortly)

Finding out The Retro have had to cancel their gig at The Nag's Head on the 29th cos' Pete is on holiday?

We'd rather stick our dicks in meat grinders than prop up your tawdry jingoistic hate fuelled propaganda wagon.

The Conservative Party is about to foist a charlatan on our country and 99.7% of us are being given no say whatsoever. New posters going up across the UK today. (Billboard location: Christchurch, Dorset)

Harambe was innocent. #dicksoutforharambe #getmetheretro

She's just like us, whenever we're in the mood for a chippy tea, we send out a member of our staff to bring a takeaway to our highland castle. #getmetheretro #chippytea #lesbianbrexit

The Retro are playing The Green Dragon Friday 18th October.

These would be perfect for when we do a slow number.

When the Rushden boys are at a The_Retro gig! #dicksoutforharambe #getmetheretro

We'd rather be watching The Retro. #getmetheretro

#getmetheretro #dicksoutforharambe

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time. #getmetheretro

... we've added some gigs to the calender. #YoureWelcome

'Only here for The Retro"

The time The Retro played at The Woolcomber in K***tering and the landlord underpaid us because he said we were too loud.

Glenn Hoddle was 30 years ahead of his time with this goal against Watford x.com/historyinmemes…

I like to think that, if there’s an afterlife, it’s a bit like the old TMS commentary box at Lord’s - all chocolate cake, Arlott’s red wine and Johnners’ practical jokes, with cricket legends wandering in and out all day and a Test Match going on outside on a beautiful August day