any girl wey send me 2k like this don get boyfriend

Nigerians waiting for the world to stop talking about technological and medical advancements so they can talk about how their jollof is better.

you fit dey lose your mind make person dey dey tell you say e wan be like you 😂😂

Am I the only one that just can’t eat on days that I have interviews, exams, or competitions until it’s out of the way?

Everywhere just feels off. Idk how to explain it. I’m tired of everything that used to excite me and feel exhausted 99% of the time Don’t know if it’s just me

Back then in secondary school, e get one topic for mathematics that year. Bearing and distance, I hate am gan.😭

God please there has to be another way apart from LinkedIn

Maybe i am just wasting my time.

Again, if you gas guide before you see babes knack, you’re not him.

FEAR, UNCERTAINTY, DOUBT.

It’s not the most miserable thing that can happen to anybody. There are people who are second or third wives of their husbands and are living their best lives.

At some point, you just have to mute Elon Musk.

Name a better feeling than waking up in the middle of the night and thinking to yourself “please don’t be 6 am” and then when you look at the clock you realize that it’s only 2:34 am and you still have like 4 hours to sleep!!!!!

Drinking garri.

I think this is what people who feel inadequate in their adult life tell themselves to avoid taking accountability for their life. You’re an adult now, if you still act a certain type of way, you’re fully responsible for that.

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Some civilizations are superior to others.

My babe watching other people receive Valentine’s gifts