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What your teen acts like is happening when you tell them to put the phone away and get ready for bed:

Just found this in the basement. Why do I feel like I’m about to be “A Guest for Mr. Spider”’d?

In D&D the bird does the pardoning.

Oh man, just found my mitt from when I was a kid.

It boggles my mind that dryers have a “dry level” setting. I mean… I want it dry. That’s the whole point. I don’t want to have to micromanage you — just dry the goddamn clothes. When are you done? When the clothes are dry.

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I did it again! Jurassic Park with accurate raptors, a short part 2 #jurassicpark #blender3d

An amusing choice of moment for this to be reprinted.

Look, I try to be positive about stuff and not complain about other folks' works but... what is even going on with MBMBaM? 3+ hours now of writers' room riffing on year names? These aren't jokes, it's just iterative process and slant rhymes. Am I just old and grumpy?

What time of day is Shredder’s least favorite? Four turty.

braytech/DSC art, 2022/2025

"How old are you?" I am exactly "I get excited about ordering new sweaters and socks" years old.

Hold up a lantern when you can. Light a fucking Molotov when you must.

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