Tom Cruise spreads his asshole open for Dr. Mindbender's hot jazz. #tomcruisefigure #drmindbender #gijoeclassified #jazz #gayporn #tomcruisegay #gaydaddies #sax

BREAKING NEWS! Real photo of Indiana Jones being SEXUALLY TORTURED at P. Diddy's mansion surfaces. #pdiddy #indianajones #actionfigures #sexualtorture

A nazi raids the hive of the lost cock and gets more than he bargained for. #raidersofthelostark #alien #majortoht #indianajones #facemelt #actionfiguresfucking

Boba Foot Fetish #themandalorian #bobafett #starwarsfigures #footfetish #actionfiguresfucking #bokatan

Fantastic Fuck #fantasticfoursome #actionfiguresfucking

The 2025 Action Figures Fucking Calendar has just been sent to the printer! I will have copies available soon. But be warned - this one isn't just 18 and over. It isn't safe for a lot of adults. #actionfiguresfucking #actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #marvellegends #sex

Shipwreck with a bunch of dildos and shit. #gijoeclassified #actionfiguresfucking

There's all these photos of these guys jacking off on my phone.

The Danger Room challenge to cum all over Professor Xavier's head. #xmen #actionfiguresfucking

Gifted Ross a San Diego Comic Con Exclusive "Once A Man" Cobra Commander. It sold out in two minutes but I got two of them. Can't wait to see all the other toys you get on this tour, dude. #gijoeclassified #cobracommander

I was lucky enough to hang out with all three of my favorite Adams this weekend and it was the best thing ever!

Maybe his dick looks like that?

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Professor X getting cum splattered all over his head has been in my memories a lot this week. It was so hard to get this shot right. I saw over 50 pics of it in my camera roll. Everytime I had it set up perfect the X-Men would fall over and their dicks would break off.

Too bad, dude. Should've had a dick too. #actionfiguresfucking #xmen

Great hanging out with Ross and friends after Exhumed the other night! Three Exhumed shows and one Ghoul, can't believe I got to see ya four times this year, buddy! And thanks for helping me break my curse! I am bewitched no longer.

Snow Job snorts a line of cocaine off a huge monster cock. #gijoeclassified #snowjob #cocaine

Having a blast playing with my new toys from The Thing! It's like the '80s all over again! #neca #thething #kurtrussell #wyattrussell

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