I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I usually take steps to avoid elevators.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

What was the deaf man planning on December 31st? A resolution for new ears.