If I’ve learned anything it’s that pals are always right

Sorry I didn’t reply I’m watching someone clean pools on tik tok

When I first got into Gü puddings, I didn't fully understand the ramekinifications.

Lol the fact I’m triggered bud Scottish people on the radio is a joke xo

The #JoshFight has begun. This is absolute mayhem!

We heard tall images work on twitter now

I’m fucking sick of feeling pain for someone who doesn’t care

gn

Why the fuck is Ginny and Georgia so relatable at times eh xo

IDK WHO TO TELL BUT JOE JUST FOUND OUT HE KENS WHO GEORGIA IS OMFG

I had a single jacket potato and my flat mate has just had four battered fish for dinner. Happy Tuesday x

Geordies when we’ve got good gossip.

The older I get the longer I stay in my car before going in the house.

anxiety / festive anxiety

the first person to ever throw up was probably like ok what the fuck

🇬🇷 The Greeks call it 'Meze' 🇪🇸 The Spanish call it 'Tapas' 🇫🇷 The French call it 'Hors d'oeuvre' 🇬🇧 British mums after it reaches above 12° call it 'picky bits in the garden'

Anyone selling a standing 1975 ticket for tonight in Newcastle?