Career/Life Update: Extremely excited to announce that my parents are "sick of my shit" and kicking me out of the basement and off the phone bill! Thanks to everyone who supported me along the way!

Another disappointing #Vikings playoff loss?

Community is coming to Netflix April 1st! No foolin' 🙌

I don’t know what day it is anymore

.@UConnMTrack /Cross Country running up scenic Horse Barn Hill today #BleedBlue

Division champs! Vikings nation #SKOL

@thatfrench_guy 1234mmrtest "glitches"

Haven't tweeted in a while

.ESPN Not so sure about that

You know what UNC and I have in common? We both lost national titles in the last second. #StillSalty #PeopleDontForget

Lol how is ESPN gonna let Bruce Bowen be the guy to talk about what is and isn't a dirty play

Tim Duncan personified "Dad" basketball like no other. Your game will be missed. #FundamentallySound

This #HRDerby has a serious lack of JohnKruk eating ribs/wings

Tim Tebow sounds like every dad explaining how he "could have gone pro" #AllState

Teddy B brought that deep ball to Cincinnati. 49-yard dime to Charles Johnson for SIX! #MINvsCIN snpy.tv/2aIDlXl

*sigh* x.com/eric_j_thompso…

Me too, scumbag. Fix my car

We have released K Blair Walsh.

@owengonser yeah I member

Only seems right to bring this back out x.com/eric_j_thompso…