Cell signal in Haines is not working great, but feel free to vote for Polarity's Cyclotron or Berliner Weisse seakfair.org/peopleschoice/

Nominating this thread for a Pulitzer.

Whale-aficionado Lachlan (5), the world's pickiest eater, just requested seconds of seafood paella ("whale-food rice," containing miniature giant squid (calamari), giant krill (tiny shrimp), and penguin (chicken). My jaw is on the floor.

Lessons learned today: -don't adjust tire pressures while parked on any slope -i can pick up a dropped Goldwing -highway pegs don't make strong crash bars

Jeff Bezos's rocket would like a word.

Decided to treat my kids to DQ because they were being great. Just endured a 20 minute meltdown because I wouldn't buy 5 his own l $9, ~1lb banana split (since he struggles to finish a kid's cone). I'm a monster, I know.

Genius level fuckup of the day: Today I locked myself out of my car. Thirty minutes before kindergarten pickup. All my adult family members out of town. Cell phone in the center console. Two year old napping in the back seat.

Wife: "Lachlan, do you know what capitalism is?" 5: "Yes, it's when you make bigger letters"

Today I leaned that Whitehorse's property crime problem has been perpetrated by our Prime Minister. Here I thought we were supposed to resent him for the silver spoon, but now I guess he's smash-and-grabbing to afford a few rocks.

The City is aware of the ‘Million March 4 Children’ event planned for September 20. While the City supports people’s right to organize and protest, we stand by our 2SLGBTQIA+ community members and their right to live their true selves safely and free of harassment and hate. 1/2

Happy first day of snow, or as it's celebrated locally, happy driving skill amnesia day.

Stereo: 🎵🎸 "there's something strange, in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call?" Thorbjørn (almost 3): "GOAT MONSTERS!"

Excellent sign making Air Canada. No notes.

Happy [no, I'm not the slightest bit hungover; I'm tired after cuddling my terrified dogs all night] day, to all who celebrate. I am at work if you need me.

Overconfidently spreading blatant & harmful misinformation has consequences. FAFO

That was about the most evenly matched game I've watched in a long while.

Walmart employee: "we can't accept your return of this helium tank because flammable items are considered final sale" Me: "not a chemistry major, I gather"

I was there, Gandalf