hare droid deployment

well you do!

scheduling this post real early. hoping one of these dress posts actually bangs, because i like it. also, stickers (just cuz)

it's been months without me mentioning Toy Bonnie. i think I've been cured. let's hope i don't relapse.

you guys fw pathetic loser catboys?

Dont buy, adopt stray cats 🥺🙏

tummy posting is dangerous y'know. they could lock me up for this. still, i do it for you guys. 😎

my stuff is blowing up again. i win!

what's the point in cheering your friends on and genuinely complimenting them if they all hate themselves and don't believe you anyways? i'm not gonna stop, but like damn.

many more things i have bought that are otw. stay tuned or something.

would it be more funny or shameless to plug my throne after each post blows up?

nice hustle tons o' fun! next time eat a salad!! 🥗

...i got a bodysuit

this is still getting likes? the algorithm likes me now i guess. perhaps this is my rise to fame.

c'mon! i wanna go for a walk! take the damn leash already.

So you're telling me i share an outfit with Gordon Ramsay ??? (Can't match his perfection unfortunately...)

i have too fuggin many of these, and i plan on taking more pictures this weekend, so here's another freebie or whatever.

hot take, but i loathe the Calvin Klein underwear. it's literally just Hanes underwear for homos and/or people with too much disposable income. they look boring, and they're made in the same exact place you get your much cheaper undies. it's paying for the brand.