Prior to crossing the Trenton, Washington told his troops “Back to the basics. Back to our analyses. No thrills, just deliberate sound decisions” We are getting back to our roots this week: OU +3.5 vs Auburn Duke +7.5 vs NC State Miami +2.5 vs Florida +100

Kathie Wood, Ray Failo, and their quants hide behind big beautiful desks and surround themselves with yes men. They’ve forgotten how to scrap! I’m a certified scrapper and we are early this week: FSU +3.5 vs Virginia GT -3.5 vs Wake Forest OSU +1.5 vs Washington +100

Minor setback, major comeback. Never been one to shy away from a scrap, we will not back down. GT -3.5 v Wake Forest Ohio State +1.5 v Washington Oregon +13.5 v Penn State +100

A wise man one said: buy low, sell high. Yet when it’s time to buy low, folks get scared. We are buying and buying a lot this week. Everything on the line Georgia -9.5 v Kentucky Vandy +21.5 v Bama OSU -13.5 v Minn +100

A free twitter acct. with 80 followers is held to a higher standard than the US Gov. Sean Casten have you provided any value to your constituents? The government may be closed, but Teaser is still gonna tease. Wash +.5 v Rutgers Tenn -.5 v Arkansas Georgia +6.5 v Auburn +100

Ray Failo is on tour once again blabbing about how the US is done and the CCP is the new top dog. Ray Dalio you haven’t done anything in 20+ years aside from charge fees and yap. Here’s some actual value, pal: Tulane +. 5 v Army OSU -15.5 v Wisco Oregon -7.5 v Rutgers +100

Our buddy Kathy Wood has announced her new venture. Another crypto scheme that’s got blunder written all over it! Let’s show kathy the only way to generate returns is by making sound decisions: GT -6.5 v Syracuse Vandy +7.5 v Mizzou Bama -1.5 v South Carolina +100

MBB consultants make a living telling firms to decrease costs and raise revenue. No value add and definitely no skin in the game. We make our living in the trenches fighting for our shareholders. Consult this: Houston -3.5 v WVU IU -10.5 v Maryland GT +4.5 v NC State +100

Times are changing: slop bowls are out and NYC has a socialist mayor. But some things never change: Cathie Wood torching cash and Teaser McGee delivering returns to shareholders. For God, Country, & McGee: BYU +21.5 v Texas Tech IU -4.5 v Penn State OSU -19.5 v Purdue +100

Let’s take moment of silence for 2 legendary investors who couldn’t handle the heat anymore. Micheal Burry closed up shop and Nancy Pelosi hung up the cleats after years of fair and square trading!! ND -2.5 vs Pitt TAMU -6.5 v USC Iowa +16.5 v USC DePauw -10.5 v Wabash +100

Harvard mbas and clueless quants don’t know where to look when their backs are against the wall. Miss Wood just panic sells. We yearn for a scrap. We live in the trenches We attack: ND -26.5 v Syracuse Vandy +1.5 v Kentucky BYU +7.5 v Cincy +100

Ray Falio has been short USA & long CCP for 15+ yrs. Well bud, the Chinese could never fathom a thanksgiving feast followed by rivalry wknd. Thankful for capitalism, S&P 500, and risk adj returns: IU -18.5 v Purdue OSU -.5 v Mich Texas Tech -13.5 v WVU BYU -7.5 v UCF +160

“My request was denied by Keith Carter despite the team also asking” jeez dude you sound like a teenage drama queen. Guess you really are a hoe‼️

Hobbes argued without a guiding sovereign, society could be described as solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, & short. Allow thy decisions to drag you back from the abyss and into sophistication. Texas Tech -2.5 v BYU Georgia +7.5 v Bama Ohio State +5.5 v IU +100

Special Investment Vehicle (“S.I.V.”) may be enacted provided that the projected outcome materially exceeds the quantified risk. Gents, the time has come. Special Investment Vehicle II (“S.I.V. II”): Oregon to win the ship +800

Katy wood, Failio, & PhD quants have spent too much time hiding behind big desks and glazing modern art. We’ll stick our trenches and mud. We are not the same. Let’s continue this successful 2025 campaign with no mercy: Ole Miss -9.5 v Tulane Oregon -12.5 v JMU -135

Roses are red, violets are blue, ARKK ETF buys the buzzwords, Mr. McGee buys the true. Let’s finish this historic FY 2025 campaign with one more score: Ohio State +.5 vs Miami IU +2.5 vs Alabama Georgia +3.5 vs Ole Miss +100

Low class individual ⬇️⬇️

Didn’t you fart during a position group film meeting? #respectfully

Nothing instills confidence in the management team quite like blaming the weather on missing revenue targets! Great work Robby, that $13 million comp package is indeed capital well spent. $SHAK