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I am not all women.

May the odds be in your favor, teacher friends.

Boss: schedule a meeting with our seniors who are concurrently enrolled. I want to talk to them. Me: thinking schedule you’re own meeting. I’m not your secretary.) Also be: *schedules meeting*

The amount of childhood trauma in Hollywood absolutely breaks my heart.

If you ever feel like your life is a total train wreck, just turn on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. You’ll feel like your ish is totally in line after watching all those spirals.

Just checked my phone to delete any Diddy music I may have added through the years and found none. Younger me was smarter than I gave her credit for.

Pretty much how that will go down.

HB3078 is officially the final straw to solidify my choice to get the heck out of public education in Oklahoma. This presenter said, “your school will need a team to keep up with this.” Small school counselors are cringing right now because we literally are the team. #OKLALEG

When a person argues using points that are inflated for shock value, the actual argument loses a great deal of credibility.

Why does my secretary find it necessary to ruin my day 15 min before my alarm? She text me at 5:15 to tell me I’m covering classes all day. That absolutely could have waited.

When God speaks, listen. There’s no way I would have reached out without prompting. We don’t talk often. In fact, we speak very rarely. This is our conversation and her FB post right after. Side note, if you ever need someone to listen, I will. #stopsuicide #988Lifeline

My job is making me hate my career choice. I’m a counselor for 6-12. I have subbed 35 classes already. How do I do my job when I’m subbing every day. There have been college days where I could have come back early to work, but didn’t because I would just have to cover a class.

I’m not a violent person, but I would have done the same without a second thought. The justice system failed this family.

When did telling wedding guests what to wear become a thing??

I have a student who is “difficult,” but for some reason I have become her person. She comes to my office almost daily to tell me she doesn’t want to be here, and I smile and tell her how happy I am that she’s here. It’s hard to love on some kids, but they probably need it most.

My son and I are not very good at this whole dance planning thing. His date’s mom just text to ask if he was buying her flowers. Well, I guess he is. I honestly n hadn’t thought of that.

The second most violent city in America. Probably not the best selling point, Lizzo. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Two 11 y/o joking around. One makes a rude comment. Other says shut up, name, I’ll b l o w you up. Teacher overhears and takes kid 2 to the office.What should be the plan of action from a schools standpoint? Note, they are good friends & neither have discipline records.

Freddie Freeman just said eff the Yankees!!! #WorldSeries

He knew the moment he made contact.