It’s always better to walk across the gym for the good looking plates than to use the ugly ones at your rack

I support permanent lock downs for all half squatters. Should have happened a long time ago to be honest

Only once you see someone squatting on the dip machine do you truly understand the meaning of the word “innovative”

Never sneak a plate off of someone else’s rack. Make direct eye contact with them as you do it. Let them know it’s more important for you to have it than it is for them

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The tension between two dudes in stringers separately hitting the same muscle group can be felt from outside the gym

Lightweight baby

Does the league of legends commercial on Hulu make anyone else extremely uncomfortable?

Pence Rolls Out Ambitious Agenda For First 100 Minutes In Office buff.ly/3qjpbyg

I hope someday I can be buff enough to consider walking on a treadmill at a 1 degree incline “cardio”

You would think an app literally called Robin Hood wouldn’t side with the billionaire hedge fund owners.

Dudes who quit juicing a month ago are always the first ones to tell you they’re natty

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

It is, without a doubt, #FatArmFriday

FLAT FUCK FRIDAY HERE WE GO BABY #FlatFuckFriday

Maybe if I start wearing gym shark people will take me seriously....

How am I supposed to focus on my lift when the WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP is on?!?

Remember to belt up for warmups, you’d hate to accidentally develop some spinal integrity

YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS BABY #FlatFuckFriday