‘Tis the season

I’ve been informing all my friends about the 15% off bag sale at Menards so, yeah, I think I’m ready to turn 30 this year.

The pop culture zeitgeist never fails to amaze.

This is how best friends say goodbye to each other

This is the jolt my antidepressant needs

At what point are we gonna swap out the National Anthem with the Curb theme song? Seems a more accurate representation of America.

You ever walk into the grocery store and see your own dumb face staring back at you 10x??

Rewatching Schitt’s Creek and I already feel her power seeping into my mannerisms

it’s HIS weekend

That’s crazy bc my tooth chipped from a single pretzel stick

I’m a different kind of beast McDonald's

The radio edit of Sabrina Carpenter’s “please, please, please” changes the words to “don’t embarrass me, little sucker” and I frankly find that more offensive than the actual lyrics

Oh, you like Kevin Bacon? Name six of his degrees.

Streaming #DonkeyKongCountry on Twitch. Come hang out! twitch.tv/aunt_taylor

The worst part is that now the “we did it, Joe” meme isn’t funny anymore.

Been laughing for two straight days at the ingredient list on this popcorn

Happy Halloween! If you need me, I’ll be living like this for the next several days.

11-year-old Taylor in a Brady Bunch hat at a Titanic exhibit is so on brand