Me and my partners run a VITA Center where we do free tax returns. It's always hilarious when somebody wants to complain about a FREE SERVICE

Haven't eaten in 46 hours ask me anything

They said if I register my ATV to my business in Montana then it's reflexively street legal in Pennsylvania all of a sudden. I'm gonna go thru all that just to get pulled over every. single. time...

Me, this time next year: "Do you have the cost basis for your n-butt coin?"

The Law of Diminishing Returns begins at the 4th cookie

Tax Time Forever is proud to have a standard four-day workweek (the benefits of 90s-style slacker ownership)

Hit the like button for my assistants Eileen and Nhi

The earthquake only knocked one of my diplomas off the wall

Soon we won't have to say QBO because there will be no QBD

To anyone who needs a great new career fast: You can be a tax expert in less than a year for like 500 bucks if you pass the Enrolled Agent exams prometric.com/test-takers/se…

If you're getting your taxes done and the guy has EA after his name, you've lucked out my friend!

Currently there are about 63,000 Enrolled Agents and about 673,000 CPAs. I'm both, but one of these is essentially useless to me

Smokin on that §280(e) pack

I liked your tweet

Bro said he drove 87,000 miles for business. You know I gotta sign this thing too right?

Being my assistant cannot be a real job

Hello this tweet is for every company everywhere: All power cords should be retractable. Thank you.

Silver is just neon grey

DoorDash fees are not inflation

I didn't even like twitter when it was free