If you as a “straight” man aren’t addicted to eating pussy… eat a dick instead… like actually, I want that for u…

28 years later and I’m still holding out hope that the next straight guy won’t be a gigantic flop….???? Girl……….GET A GRIP

. CDC what is ur vaccination plan for those of us addicted to checking their story views ?????

Because I mean we can all agree it IS an infectious disease….

that was a latertweet

And what I will say is that being a hoe is truly a full time job

So why the hell are all my tweets flopping ?? Y’all are so fucking jealous…

Cured of mental illness and finally ready to turn a ho into a housewife

Wholesome tweet that no one will acknowledge cuz y’all some fuckin HATERSSS but… I just BODIED my performance review in a way that horribly depressed me didn’t think was possible. This is ur reminder that you’re a talented brilliant baddie who should probably take their meds 😘

Fuck “forgetting” something at his place so u have an excuse to text him later. Ladies you wanna make sure you see that man again? Rob him 🔫

“Tiene cara que en la cama te da duro” -Bad Gyal “Tu tiene cara que tiene la pussy linda” -Bad Bunny …these two lyrics, in conversation with one another, could do such profound good for the planet, if only we let them…

As a compulsive binge eater, I saw myself in every frame of The Substance

Bad bunny is for bitches who have cocks and pussies too

So instead of taking the layover flight from Dubai back to NYC, Onija Robinson decided to just stay in Dubai for Season 2. I’m CTFUPPP 😭

Onija Robinson in Dubai cutting uppp im cryingg

Big diva energy all 2025 Get Big MONey bitch or Please, stand aside #OnijahMaraj #OnijahRobinson #NickiMinaj Historians will remember 2025 as the Great Revitalization of New York [Project 2025]

the frontal?????

Pls say it’s a bisexual lesbian w a pretty face n a fat pumpum

Fashion is not fun if you don’t fuck it up

Just went full Karen at the dollar store (happy Monday)