Probably won’t see this next play

Let’s go!!!

Every time I see an article reporting another case of measles, I get so angry.

A groomer effing up your dog’s haircut shouldn’t be as upsetting as it is. But now I have to look at Dobby all day.

May the odds be ever in your favor..

Good Lord

Celebrating your baby’s first Christmas is amazing but there’s something about postpartum that makes you hate looking in a mirror and thus wanting to be in pictures is hard 🫠

I’m in Southern California for Christmas this week and it’s the same temp here as it is in Utah today.

lol @ Ohio State

Looking back at pictures from this year and seeing my almost 6 month old as a tiny baby has me emo. 🥺 I need time to slow down.

OMG I hate this. Poor kicker

STEVAAAHN

My hair has never been too thick for anything but it’s actually too thick for some of my claw clips now. Thank you, pregnancy.

That earthquake just scared the crap out of me.

I feel like the Olympics need a good controversy.

I’m leaving my baby on a quick trip for the first time since he was born this weekend and feel like I’m freshly postpartum again the way I literally start crying every time I think about it.

I’m lost. Why are people acting like the Jazz are the first team to ever “tank”?

Wait, this is bullshit

My baby turned 7 months and all his chill disappeared. Can’t hold still and army crawling all over the place.

Had a huge chunk cut out of my thigh yesterday. All those years in the tanning bed 25 years ago catching up with me. Wear your sunscreen people!