Let’s fucking hang. FRIDAY at The Asbury 8:30 // SATURDAY at culturecrawlrahway Train Stage 3:30 @ New Jersey instagram.com/p/Bn1ZJtfFPNf/…

Oh hell yeah we’re back tomorrow night, baby! Just like John Wick 2, we’re gonna bring the ruckus to the mirrored room with notthebeesnj @nineeighteennj and HASSLE! Maybe we’ll… instagram.com/p/BqfbkfEFjrT/…

This is another friendly reminder that @ScreamHello is the best band. #theyremyjawbreaker

Like a perennial sage rising from the winter’s soil to open so many mind’s’ eyes, so shall we re-emerge to bring sounds to Asbury Park! We’re bringing out the acoustiband this Friday to bum out the lobby dwellers. Let’s get together and drink about it. facebook.com/story.php?stor…

Ohio? Chicago? Let’s hang!

Happy birthday to the dual-wielding heart and soul of this band, jay_goges! @ Boonton, New Jersey instagram.com/p/B6BFnkKnKdz/…

Fresh new The Adventuring Party EP out today full of feel-good anthems and sappy love songs! JK - it’s a bunch of sad songs again. rothenbeck.bandcamp.com/album/dlc

DLC is live on Spotify! open.spotify.com/album/6DadPzcZ…

I encourage everyone to work with this guy but only if you want amazing art.

Hey! We’re doing discounted vinyl bundles one last time for bandcamp Friday! They’re available until midnight tonight. Quantities are low, but savings are high! Check it out! rothenbeck.bandcamp.com/merch

Another bandcamp Friday means you can get our last EP and our first LP and all that sweet money comes to us! We also added vinyl to the merch page! Get it! rothenbeck.bandcamp.com/album/dlc “Basilisk” is available via Black Numbers blacknumbers.bandcamp.com/album/basilisk

I have a feeling I'm going to be really good at dying alone.

Considering my whole life is a joke, I'm not laughing very much. Maybe I'm on a network sitcom.

"Tomorrow is a new day" is an exhausting sentiment. Today was bad enough, why would I want to do it again?

When the packaging on the frozen burrito being too difficult to open causes an existential crisis, rethink what you're doing.

It's flattering when women ask me questions, but they only want to know what kind of beans I want in my burrito.